Miss Jane Esther is certainly full of knowledge
1. According to Jane Esther, If you want to swim w turtles you have to::
A. Spin 'willy willy' fast off the diving board
B. Paint your whole body green
C. Wear a or be a 'scuba diaper''**
2. JE loves to bake. She often tells me it's time for another taste to see if it's too
A. Texture**
B. Spicy
C. Hot
3. JE often teaches how 'grown ups' usually -
A. Lick their pen before writing to keep It inky
B. Lick their fingers to turn pages
C. Spread deodorant on their elbows
All of the above.**
4.When JE is sad, she seeks comfort by reaching out to touch with a finger or toe -
A. Her happy bear
B. a loved one - any loved one**
C. the Blarney stone
5. JE's favorite game is sentencing her siblings to (and then watching said sentence carried out by her daddy) -
A. Spanksville
B. Slap city or
C. Pancake town**
6. JE's imaginary friend is a spider that lives where?
A. in Moms hand**
B. inside the jar of woobob (rhubarb) jam
C. in a government housing project near Scranton, Ohio
7. When JE talks to friends and aunties on the phone, she often invites them to come over…
A. At 46**
B. for her Pinknic
C. to watch her dance
8. When JE was born, the first thing we noticed was…
A. A lightening bolt scar, quite confusing to her muggle parents
B. A V for Victory on her forehead**
C. Her webbed toes
9. In a quiet whisper before brushing her teeth, JE confided in me that she has to keep her teeth clean or else they will -
A. Get 'wotten' and fall out
B. Eat all the ice cream
C. Kill the other teeth**
**Correct Answers
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